Stuck On You by Jasper Bark (audiobook) – narrated by Joe Hempel


Warning! Do not buy this audiobook, gentle reader…

No really, we mean it. Move along, click away from this page and go look at some Dino porn instead. We’re not kidding. The only reason we published it is because award winning author Jasper Bark has got some serious dirt on us. Honestly, there’s no other reason to put out something this depraved.

This is the sickest, filthiest and most horny novella you’re likely to read this year. It will turn you on even as it turns your stomach. Think you’ve seen everything there is to see in horror and erotica? Think again! Just when you think this story can’t get any lower it finds new depths to plumb.

Why are you still reading this?! Oh God you’re going to buy it aren’t you? You can’t help yourself. You’re going to click on that purchase button and download this little bad boy.

You see, there was a time when Ricardo thought cheating on his wife was a good idea. But when horrible bad luck and an urban legend cross paths on a Mexican road trip, Ricardo finds himself fighting the elements to stay alive. In the spirit of no-holds-barred erotic horror, black comedy, extreme splatter and a terribly sticky situation, come read STUCK ON YOU by Jasper Bark to see if Ricardo gets what’s coming to him.

Well don’t say we didn’t warn you…