Enter the mind of Jasper Bark


 

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WAIT! DON’T CLICK THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!!

Seriously don’t do it!

I know it means getting a free copy of MORTON MEETS A MI-GO

& An exclusive short story: THE TUNNEL

& Access to Jasper’s never seen BLOOPERS REEL

And yes, that’s an incredible offer that no sane person could refuse.

BUT...

You’ve got to seriously consider what you’re letting yourself in for?

Once a month, you’ll be subjected to the maniacal mind of one of the world’s most deranged writers of dark fiction. There won’t be anywhere to hide! A monthly newsletter will let you know about every book, every graphic novel and ever short story that Jasper publishes, before anyone else knows about it. You’ll also get advanced news of all Jasper’s upcoming publications. Can you imagine anything worse?

Well, yes, actually, because Jasper also hosts a monthly YouTube channel, and a regular webcomic, featuring tales of terror drawn by some of the top talent in comics, and hosted by Jasper himself, as a comic book character. Every month you’ll be exposed to behind the scenes info on these, and all of Jasper’s other activities, such as his regular blog and all the interviews, podcasts and other guest features he does. In all honesty, are you ready for that?

Probably not, but you definitely won’t be prepared to hear about all Jasper’s up coming appearances  and public readings, at conventions, bookshops and his regular Ghost Walk. I mean why would you want to know that? Unless of course Jasper was heading your way and you needed advance warning to leave town. Hey, y’know what, that’s not such a bad idea. Maybe you should sign up after all. Aw, what the hell, go ahead and subscribe.

I mean, what’s the worst that can happen...?

SO WHO IS THIS JASPER BARK GUY ANYWAY???

Jasper Bark is infectious - and there’s no known cure. If you’re reading this then you’re already at risk of contamination. The symptoms will begin to manifest any moment now. There’s nothing you can do about it. There’s no itching or unfortunate rashes, but you’ll become obsessed with his books, from the award winning collections Dead Air and Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts, to cult novels like The Final Cut and acclaimed graphic novels such as Bloodfellas and Beyond Lovecraft.

Soon you’ll want to tweet, post and blog about his work until thousands of others fall under its viral spell. We’re afraid there’s no way to avoid this, these words contain a power you are hopeless to resist. You’re already in their thrall and have from the moment you read this bio. Even now you find yourself itching to sign up and read the rest of his work. Don’t fight it, embrace the urge and wear your obsession with pride!

Books by Jasper Bark:

Quiet Places folk horror novella by Jasper Bark

What Readers Are Saying About Jasper Bark:

“Always a treat, the stories of Jasper Bark are messy, disturbing looks into the mind of a deranged subject of Her Royal Majesty’s United Kingdom. Twisted (definitely), gory (when the situation calls for it) and unbelievably memorable (stock up on Xanax and light bulbs), Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts will surprise and dismay you and yet you’ll want to read this one from beginning to end without any breaks for oxygen or psychiatric therapy.”

Jim Dodge, Zero Signal Magazine

“Jasper Bark is a trickster of a writer, a performer on the page. A clown that's not slipping on a banana skin, but on a pool of freshly-spilled blood.”

Stephen Volk

"The material here is horror and Jasper has really gotten into the material in a big way. He goes for broke. In fact, some of these stories redefine broke, and then go beyond it. A few of them you may not be ready for. But that's all right because they're ready for you. All of them are ready for you. Jasper knows just how to get you.

So don't fasten your seatbelt – it won't soften the impact. Don't even try to brace yourself. Just go with it and if you're kinda haunted by some of the things you've found in here... well, that's what you came for, isn't it? This is horror, Jasper Bark style. No one gets away unscathed."

Pat Cadigan

"Bark's anthology is bloody extreme, beautifully gratuitous, delightfully debauched, and just an all-out maniacal masterpiece of mayhem and terror! These tales are inventive, imaginative, and innovative in their method of inflicting nightmares upon the reader. I absolutely love this book. Jasper Bark is a maestro of madness, and an excellent writer whose skills as a scribbler and storyteller are capable of raising the bar for the genre. He is everything I aspire to be as a horror author, myself. I cannot wait to read more of his work. This man is the real deal. You can't call yourself a complete fan of horror novels until you've read at least one Jasper Bark book."

Jacob Floyd
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